I hope you enjoy my tongue in cheek Ode to an Ethical SEO Expert below, it’s style is based on the paranoid ramblings of a self proclaimed Canadian Ethical SEO consultant who has been attacking myself and others regarding what most would consider white hat SEO techniques we use.

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Ethical SEO

Ethical SEO

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Someone actually writes like this for real and he’s from Canada AND offers SEO services!

He seems to think ALL SEO techniques are black hat SEO if he doesn’t approve of them!

Ode to an Ethical Canadian SEO Expert/Consultant

Best SEO Training Certificate

Best SEO Training Certificate

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Canadian fish are the food of the sea and suppliers of caviar at $45 an ounce, where Canadian bears fear to tread the lowly otter creature builds upon strong ethical marketing foundations of life and liberty and the strong/weak Canadian dollar, taking solace in the protective under shades they so construct with undying ethical toils of love, devotion and a buck toothed SEO smiles of an ethical SEO expert from Canada with Panda eyes.

Demonic vampires, once harboured as angels strike at my souls with expert resolve, but leave my laces and soft leather uppers (made in Canada) intact, what strange sick twisted unethical game do they play with their helpless SEO web market prey, taunting my every waking moment like a flying Penguin with expert precision of the Hummingbird, why, why, why this ethical consultant, yes ethical services I say thrice! My fading ethical Canadian blood boils to the last drop, drained of life, but not of SEO hope for hope is within the self righteous, self proclaimed, self deluded ethical Canadian SEO expert (insert SPAM link here Dallas SEO Expert :-)).

God or Google, no, the God of Google will judge the judges for judging me, my life, my unethical ways, my Canadian SERPs and ethics, you are so judged for your ethics and life choices, for your SEO web market business indiscretions, vile beast of the nightingale lark bird of doom so once disguised as an SEO goldenboy martyr in waiting, once so great an SEO expert like a tiny Hummingbird, now so lowly SEO Lucifer incarnate, please, oh please, please, please return my consultants honor and SEO ethics intact I beseech you master of the black hat SEO arts!

If not for myself then for Canada, Canada the home of the maple seed of life.

For the Canadian Ethical SEO expert.

From the Non Canadian SEO Fool!


SEO Tests

Alt Text SEO Test of Linked Images

Alt Text SEO Test of Linked Images

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Also makes an interesting SEO test to add to my other SEO tests, does almost garbage content rank well in Google: a mix of reasonable quality white hat content and some garbage text: my SEO white hat is a little grey after writing this!

Anchor Text SEO Test of Internal Links

Anchor Text SEO Test of Internal Links

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Ethical SEO Advice

The attacks are because one of us (on an SEO forum) pointed out his ethical SEO preaching are not what he practices and his main SEO advice that (text links aren’t important!!) could harm a businesses search engine rankings, especially in Google since links are essential to Google rankings.

We think his bad SEO advice is unethical, text links are extremely important SEO wise!

Links Power All SEO

Links Power All SEO

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The self proclaimed ethical SEO guy decided to reopen the wounds recently (see comments below) and so I’ve now optimized this page to include Canadian/Canada SERPs.

You were warned Canada Fred!

Looking to Hire a real SEO Expert, do some serious online research, some so called ethical SEO experts do not practice the white hat SEO tactics they preach.

David Law

David Law
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