I hope you enjoy my tongue in cheek Ode to a Canadian Ethical SEO Expert below, it’s style is based on the paranoid ramblings of a self proclaimed Canadian Ethical SEO consultant who has been attacking myself and others regarding what most would consider white hat SEO techniques we use.
Someone actually writes like this for real and he’s from Canada AND offers SEO services!
He seems to think ALL SEO techniques are black hat SEO if he doesn’t approve of them!
Ode to an Ethical SEO Expert
Canadian fish are the food of the sea and suppliers of caviar at $45 an ounce, where Canadian bears fear to tread the lowly otter creature builds upon strong ethical marketing foundations of life and liberty and the strong/weak Canadian dollar, taking solace in the protective under shades they so construct with undying ethical toils of love, devotion and a buck toothed SEO smiles of an ethical SEO expert from Canada with Panda eyes.
Demonic vampires, once harboured as angels strike at my souls with expert resolve, but leave my laces and soft leather uppers (made in Canada) intact, what strange sick twisted unethical game do they play with their helpless SEO web market prey, taunting my every waking moment like a flying Penguin with expert precision of the Hummingbird, why, why, why this ethical consultant, yes ethical services I say thrice! My fading ethical Canadian blood boils to the last drop, drained of life, but not of SEO hope for hope is within the self righteous, self proclaimed, self deluded ethical Canadian SEO expert (insert SPAM link here Dallas SEO Expert :-)).
God or Google, no, the God of Google will judge the judges for judging me, my life, my unethical ways, my Canadian SERPs and ethics, you are so judged for your ethics and life choices, for your SEO web market business indiscretions, vile beast of the nightingale lark bird of doom so once disguised as an SEO goldenboy martyr in waiting, once so great an SEO expert like a tiny Hummingbird, now so lowly SEO Lucifer incarnate, please, oh please, please, please return my consultants honor and SEO ethics intact I beseech you master of the black hat SEO arts!
If not for myself then for Canada, Canada the home of the maple seed of life.
For the Canadian Ethical SEO expert.
From the Non Canadian SEO Fool!
SEO Tests
Also makes an interesting SEO test to add to my other SEO tests, does almost garbage content rank well in Google: a mix of reasonable quality white hat content and some garbage text: my SEO white hat is a little grey after writing this!
- Canadian Ethical SEO Expert
- Testing SEO Experts: Title Tags & Title Attributes Ranking Value
- Guerilla Marketing Test
- Anchor Text SEO Test Using Unique Keywords
- Incorrect Use of Alt Text SEO Test
- Alt Text SEO Test
- Anchor Text of Internal Links SEO Test
- Obscure Google Exact Match Search for an Internal Links Anchor Text SEO Test
- Obscure Google Exact Match Search for an External Links Anchor Text SEO Test
- Anchor Text SEO Test of Internal Links
- Google Exact Match Search for Hire a Freelance SEO Expert
- External Link Anchor Text SEO Test Result
- Internal Link Anchor Text SEO Test Result
- Linked Image ALT Text SEO Test
- Alt Text SEO Test of Linked Images
- Public SEO Tests
- Internal Image Link ALT Text SEO Test Result
- Non-Unique Image Link ALT Text SEO Test Result
- SEO Test Two Rel Attributes
- Gold Coast SEO
- Miami SEO
Ethical SEO Advice
The attacks are because one of us (on an SEO forum) pointed out his ethical SEO preaching are not what he practices and his main SEO advice that (text links aren’t important!!) could harm a businesses search engine rankings, especially in Google since links are essential to Google rankings due to the PageRank links pass and the anchor text benefit.
We think his bad SEO advice is unethical, text links are extremely important SEO wise!
The self proclaimed ethical SEO guy decided to reopen the wounds recently (see comments below) and so I’ve now optimized this page to include Canadian/Canada SERPs.
You were warned Canada Fred!
Looking to Hire a real SEO Expert, do some serious online research, some so called ethical SEO experts do not practice the white hat SEO tactics they preach.
David Law
Website - SEO Gold Services
Thanks for the real nice compliments Dave.
Yeah, it was a rough couple of days of a rabid SEO. At least I hope it is over since I turned him in to the Competition Bureau of Canada, this is like the FTC in the US. The things we do huh.:-)
BTW Dave is a real good SEO and anyone can have full confidence if he takes them on as a client.
Hey Stacey
No problem with the compliments :-)
Look in the top 20ish for the Ethical SEO Consultant SERP in Google. You can see one of my pages not optimized (at least not by me :-) for that SERP it’s climbing because of the blog comments :-)
I love blogs :-)
David AKA Not Canada Fred :-)
Is there any special techniques that can be used to optimize a wordpress blog on my server for SEO. One issue I see is no way to change the title tags on each page, where it seems to take the blog name for the home page.
I have several hundred 600+ inbound links.
I have pinged Technorati manually and used pingoat as well as pingomatic every time I add a new blog.
There is plenty of content, about 30 articles.
What else can I do? What else should I do to optimize my blog?
Hey,
I made it to the 2nd page. At the time of writing this #17 for Ethical SEO
Well done on the ethical SEO SERPs.
David AKA: Not Canada Fred
Why don’t you both just grow up.
Get a real life, not this juvenile, wanna be a pro looking SEO facade.
LOL, I see this page and another one of mine is in the top 10 for the Ethical SEO Expert SERP, I guess this got to you Fred.
Sorry.
David AKA: Not Canada Fred
When you get a web sites that are in international competitions and become fed up with dealing with the incredible amount of search engine manipulation that you have no choice but to overpower, then, maybe then, you’ll understand “the paranoid ramblings of a self proclaimed Ethical SEO consultant”
Cheers
CanadaFred can I remind you that I wasn’t the one that started this silly SEO feud, you did!!
All I did was comment on one of your posts/web pages in the newsgroup alt.internet.search-engines, this is my post that set this all off- http://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en#!msg/alt.internet.search-engines/x899WNVzROg/yKLBsz8dnNoJ
Was it really that bad, was it worth all of the aggro you caused Canada Fred and now seem to be trying to reopen??
You’ve already lost the Ethical SEO Expert SERPs Fred: Stacey number 1, my sites 2 and number 5 without really trying.
I have no interest in fighting with you, but continue to attack (me or Stacey) and I’ll take a look at your sites SERPs and see if any are relevant to my sites and go for those.
Remember this page has a load of nonsense content, barely any links, but is top 5 for the ethical SEO expert SERP that your site used to be number 1 and the other page of mine at number 2 isn’t even about Ethical SEO stuff, just a little text added by Stacey in a comment or two :-) Imagine what I could do if I tried to go after your SERPs.
Be a professional Fred, accept you’ve come across people with more SEO skills and resources than you and that you can’t hope to compete with (not a level playing field).
David : AKA Not Canada Fred
LOL! This is just too funny Dave. He came around my site last night with the keyphrase Ethical SEO Expert (to which I have been #1 since last year!). Then he decides to write something in his blog, about me and my article, because he said I didn’t mention his name, well the one Article written by Aaron Wall, wasn’t even meant for Fred, but he thinks it is. The other article was for all people in general like him. But I will mention his name for my new article Bad SEO’s since he thinks it is polite in doing so.:-)
Then he also states that you remove the links from your blog so you don’t transfer PR. What a load of BS all over again!
To the people who read this Fred lied and made a testimony statement on a NG, he played the part of the person writing the testimony when he actually did it himself. He claims to be ethical but he isn’t really. How can a person who lies be ethical?
Not only that he gave bad advice to people not to gain links, when he had been making blogs and closely related websites for links all the time. Now how can that be ethical? To give bad advice and turn around and do something else. All I did was face the truth to him.
By the way, pay no attention to anyone that says not to gain links, you need to get them and content if you want your site to make it!
Hey Dave I am on the 2nd page of the “Ethical SEO” SERP.
# https://www.google.com/search?q=ethical+seo+&hl=en&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-48,GGLJ:en&start=10&sa=N&gws_rd=ssl
You are on page 4.
# https://www.google.com/search?q=ethical+seo+&hl=en&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-48,GGLJ:en&start=30&sa=N&gws_rd=ssl
No telling where our Pal Fred is, as I went all the way to page 12, so he wasn’t in the top 130 results.:-)
Take Care!
Stacey
LOL he mentioned your quote “ramblings of a self proclaimed ramblings of an Ethical SEO Consultant” you are in the top 10 for that SERP.
LOL! Will he ever learn!
# https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=GGLJ%2CGGLJ%3A2006-48%2CGGLJ%3Aen&q=Ethical+SEO+consultant&gws_rd=ssl
Hey Stacey,
Looks like Canada Fred is having another ‘episode’ and wants to mess with us. I just don’t get the guy, move on CanadaFred, you lost.
Fred I remove your links from my pages because I do not want to send you link benefit or my visitors. I only send links to sites I think are good. Thanks for the reminder to remove the link from your earlier comments, forgot.
BTW Stacey your first comment was marked as SPAM because of the number of links from within the content, 3 is enough to be considered SPAM.
David AKA Not Canada Fred
Since CanadaFred is attacking us both via his websites (copying him indeed!) I’ve targeted this page at Canada/Canadian SEO SERPs now.
Lets see how high it goes for relevant SERPs like-
Leave us alone Fred, you are making things worse for yourself long term, go read my SEO tutorial and learn some white hat SEO!
David Law : AKA Not Canada Fred
Hi Dave,
Just stopped by to see if our favorite Canadian SEO Expert stopped in.
From the looks of things I guess he is lurking somewhere in Canada thinking about doing some “fly in fishing” which is far from being a SEO Expert.
He should stick to his “fly in fishing” and not being a SEO consultant from Canada.
Maybe he should move? Nah, he can stay in Canada.
BTW how many Canadian SEO Experts do you think there are Dave?
Maybe some SEO specialists will move to Canada and add to the force of Canadian SEO Experts.
Ta for now. Got to do some SEO work but not doing it in Canada.:-)
Stacey
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Joke or Not ?? you were talking about the SEO Insights, and Yes all are almost true. Nice one
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3. Blog Comments look for relevant niche sites and add a comment
Yeah guest articles are something I really want to look into in the next few months, I also agree that blog comments are great, but as I mentioned I’ve begun to notice that a lot more are nofollow than I thought which is a shame
Cheers for the tips!