Today I stumbled upon a mere human being, a simple mortal man who had declared themselves the Coolest Dude on Earth!
no, No, NO, how dare they!!!
After calming my RAGE I decided to right this injustice to the world and set the record straight.
There can be only one coolest dude on Earth and it’s the Great Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is the Coolest Dude on Earth
It IS self evident to all, the Great Chuck Norris, the original MAN of STEEL is by far the Coolest Dude on Earth, there is no other, there can be no other coolest dude.
What a Guy!!!!
Before anymore pretenders decide to claim any of the Great Chuck Norris’s accolades allow me to roundhouse kick em in the virtual balls…
Chuck Norris is the Coolest Dude in the World
Chuck Norris is the Coolest Guy on the Planet
Chuck Norris is the Coolest Dude in the Universe
Chuck Norris is the Coolest, PERIOD.
David Law : Coolest SEO Expert on Earth :-)